A man met a woman much older than he at a club last night.
She wasn't too bad looking for a woman aged 64.
They drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle and then she asked if he ever had the "sportsman’s double" .................... a mother and daughter 3-some?
"No" he said, but he said he would love to try it as he pictured what her daughter might look like.
They drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was his lucky night.
They went back to her place. She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs. To his horror he heard her yell:
"Mum, are you still awake?"
She wasn't too bad looking for a woman aged 64.
They drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle and then she asked if he ever had the "sportsman’s double" .................... a mother and daughter 3-some?
"No" he said, but he said he would love to try it as he pictured what her daughter might look like.
They drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was his lucky night.
They went back to her place. She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs. To his horror he heard her yell:
"Mum, are you still awake?"