Mothers Day Joke

Padre

Milforum Chaplain
A man met a woman much older than he at a club last night.

She wasn't too bad looking for a woman aged 64.

They drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle and then she asked if he ever had the "sportsman’s double" .................... a mother and daughter 3-some?

"No" he said, but he said he would love to try it as he pictured what her daughter might look like.

They drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was his lucky night.

They went back to her place. She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs. To his horror he heard her yell:

"Mum, are you still awake?"
 
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