Moses




 
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Boots
 
June 8th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Moses


A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score , then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed.. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler..... Jesus--
June 8th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
Ok.........
June 10th, 2006  
MaKa9
 
 
....
he he
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Boots
October 16th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
hehe.............
October 16th, 2007  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's good.
October 16th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha...heard it before but still funny...
 


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