Originally Posted by The Highway Man

Might catch you on the border later - have your passport ready.

My blues are my passport!

Better bring yours too. I'll not allow you across without it. Although I might not let you across with it either!

Must be the first time our shifts have coincided. You've got my mobile number, drop me a text when you're near the border, knowing my luck, I'll be at Tebay!

No worries boss.

Think they've coincided once or twice before but one of us has always been at the opposite end.

Heading north now.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

It's called night shift ya bunch of feckers!!! I've fired numerous weapons, with skill, during my stint with Weapons Int in N.I.

Wiv skill???

Yes, believe it or not. All terrorist weapons that we seized went towards a range jolly. We fired off all the rounds before the weapons were destroyed.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

Yes, believe it or not. All terrorist weapons that we seized went towards a range jolly. We fired off all the rounds before the weapons were destroyed.

There is a difference between firing weapons and using them wiv skill, even a monkey can fire a weapon, erm I mean chimp not a Red Cap.

I could strip down and reassemble any weapon I handled, the only reason the chimp was able to fire the weapon was because the chump passed it a loaded weapon with the safety off and it copied him, what's the phrase, oh yes. "Monkey see, monkey do"

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

I could strip down and reassemble any weapon I handled, the only reason the chimp was able to fire the weapon was because the chump passed it a loaded weapon with the safety off and it copied him, what's the phrase, oh yes. "Monkey see, monkey do"

We have monkeys perfectly able to **** and fire AK47's. The never strip and clean them though.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

Heading north now.

Sorry mate, it was reasonably quiet night. Never reached 45.