Mom's Revenge

AJChenMPH

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AFTER TWO WEEKS of Air Force basic training, I called home. "You wouldn't believe how strict they are," I complained. "They even give demerits for things like not hanging your towel straight or not tightening the cap of your toothpaste properly."

"Well, dear," my mom responded, "don't think of it as basic training. Think of it as Mother's revenge."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Sgt. Brett R. Mathews

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
In the Air force you don't have an identity-card, boots or a G36 as your weapon, you still have a club-card, brogues and a golf-club...
And of course you have a phone to call, who else can tell you a bedtime story as nice as your mom??? :mrgreen:

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In the Air force you don't have an identity-card, boots or a G36 as your weapon, you still have a club-card, brogues and a golf-club...
And of course you have a phone to call, who else can tell you a bedtime story as nice as your mom??? :mrgreen:

Glück ab!
Légionnaire

LOL I think I'm finally beginning to understand why the Air Force is so picked on. LOL
 
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