The MOD brings forth new training.....




 
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September 9th, 2004  
zyonchaos
 
 

Topic: The MOD brings forth new training.....


TO: ALL MEMBERS OF THE FORCES
FR: MINISTRY OF DEFENCE
RE: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
September 9th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
I haven't laughed this hard in days

September 9th, 2004  
zyonchaos
 
 
Glad you enjoyed it
Im still trying to find a copy of something that will make you laugh even more, but its an elusive bugger lol

Jay
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September 9th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
I like that. I'm printing it off to put on my bulletin board.
January 18th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice!!!!
April 11th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's awesome