5.56X45mm
Milforum Mac Daddy
I know that all of you have learned about Murphy's laws of combat. Well this is somehting like it.
I was stationed in Kabul and all of a sudden we got a mortor attack. So naturally, I look for my rifle. Which strangley it as disappeared. Well, all i got me is my M9. We handle the situtuation and everyone is safe. Expect I still can't find my rifle. I truly swear to God that it was right next to my bunk. Well, I teel my sarge (mistake right there). And he simply teels me his. "Look son, just place your pistol where your rifle was and don't worry." I just looked at him in shock. I'm thinking, he's got to be nuts. He explained to me that there exists a special creature in the world of military operations. What he calls the "SPECIAL FORCES GNOME". Well, what they do is. They take whatever life saving, important item that you need. And replace it with somehting else. And sure enough, when i didn't need my rifle. POOF! it shows up where I swear I left it. At first I thought he was pulling my leg.
But after my time in the sandbox. It still happens. The TV remote vanishes and is replaced with something useless. Like a coster. Or my car keys are replaced by my keys to the gun safe. Weird stuff. But I'm gonna trap them one of these days I tell you. And this just hasn't happened to me. I know that you guys also suffer from those pests.
I was stationed in Kabul and all of a sudden we got a mortor attack. So naturally, I look for my rifle. Which strangley it as disappeared. Well, all i got me is my M9. We handle the situtuation and everyone is safe. Expect I still can't find my rifle. I truly swear to God that it was right next to my bunk. Well, I teel my sarge (mistake right there). And he simply teels me his. "Look son, just place your pistol where your rifle was and don't worry." I just looked at him in shock. I'm thinking, he's got to be nuts. He explained to me that there exists a special creature in the world of military operations. What he calls the "SPECIAL FORCES GNOME". Well, what they do is. They take whatever life saving, important item that you need. And replace it with somehting else. And sure enough, when i didn't need my rifle. POOF! it shows up where I swear I left it. At first I thought he was pulling my leg.
But after my time in the sandbox. It still happens. The TV remote vanishes and is replaced with something useless. Like a coster. Or my car keys are replaced by my keys to the gun safe. Weird stuff. But I'm gonna trap them one of these days I tell you. And this just hasn't happened to me. I know that you guys also suffer from those pests.