The Miracle Of Toilet Paper




 
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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
 
January 16th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper


The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER


Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replied.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

January 16th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Oh Boy! He walked into that one!
January 18th, 2006  
gigabrain
 
 
ouch
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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
October 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
oh darn, that'll hurt
October 5th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
he wasnt thinkin of the consequences of that remark was he? lol