The Milk Bath & The Blonde

tomtom22

tomtom22

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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.


When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'


The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk, And take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'



(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.... )





The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.'





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More blonde jokes

I love blonde jokes....even when I WAS a blonde, I thought they were hilarious! Especially the ones about the sluttiness &/or stupidity of blondes. Two of my faves:

How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

There's a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.


Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?

So they'll have a place to rest their ankles. :p
 
jillyz12 said:
I love blonde jokes....even when I WAS a blonde, I thought they were hilarious! Especially the ones about the sluttiness &/or stupidity of blondes. Two of my faves:

How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

There's a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.


Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?

So they'll have a place to rest their ankles. :p
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LOL....Hahhahahhahaa,...
 
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