The Milk Bath & The Blonde




 
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The Milk Bath & The Blonde
 
July 15th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Milk Bath & The Blonde


The Milk Bath & The Blonde
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.


When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,

'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'


The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk, And take a milk bath so I canlook young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'




(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.... )





The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.'





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July 15th, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
LMAO!!!! LOL..hahahhahaha...geez....blondes....what would we do w/out them...lol...
July 16th, 2009  
Team Infidel
 
 
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The Milk Bath & The Blonde
July 16th, 2009  
jillyz12
 
 

Topic: More blonde jokes


I love blonde jokes....even when I WAS a blonde, I thought they were hilarious! Especially the ones about the sluttiness &/or stupidity of blondes. Two of my faves:

How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

There's a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.


Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?

So they'll have a place to rest their ankles.
July 18th, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jillyz12
I love blonde jokes....even when I WAS a blonde, I thought they were hilarious! Especially the ones about the sluttiness &/or stupidity of blondes. Two of my faves:

How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

There's a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.


Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?

So they'll have a place to rest their ankles.

LOL....Hahhahahhahaa,...
July 19th, 2009  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Ow ow ow ow... That first one hurt me jillyz... LOL
July 20th, 2009  
Alenoor
 
 
Hahahaa......
July 21st, 2009  
Mr.Brown
 
that is good lol
July 23rd, 2009  
claylc
 
 


Lonnie Courtney Clay
 


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