Military intelligence oxymorons

[Darkmb101]

some of my favorites

assistant supervisor
new tradition
original copy
plastic glass
uninvited guest
highly depressed
live recording
authentic reproduction
partial cease-fire
limited lifetime guarantee
elevated subway
dry lake
true replica
forward lateral
standard options
mandatory volunteer
mutual differences
nondairy creamer
open secret
resident alien
silent alarm
sports sedan
wireless cable
mercy killing
lethal assistance (Contra aid)
business ethics
friendly fire
genuine veneer
full-time day care
death benefits
holy war

 

[otterbear2468]

...i dont get it :?:

 

[FutureRANGER]

An oxymoron, a contridiction of terms.

There's always the classic

General Specific
Pvt. Public
Major Minor

www.oxymoronlist.com

 

[AFSteliga]

I like those.

Postal Service is also another one that I find.

 

[zyonchaos]

You also forgot

Military Intelligence
and the grand daddy of them all
Military Supply

 

[Sevens]

Nice list.

 

[Team Infidel]

good list.

 

[phoenix80]

great list ;-)

 

[armlesscadet]

lol nice list

 

[tomtom22]

awesome list

 

[A Can of Man]

MILITARY SUPPLY!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
The true mark of a man who's put in some time.

You can also put in:
Military Precision.

 

[justin1552]

I guess this could possibly work.

Marine Recon

 

[The Other Guy]

you forgot Catastrophic Success

 

[justin1552]

Yeah. That's a really good one. :bravo: