1. you know that "100 km/h" does NOT mean "100 Kanadian miles an hour."
2. you say "zed" instead of "zee".
3. you know that Mounties don't always dress like that.
4. you know that "Eskimos" are really called "Inuit."
5. the brother of Lt Frank Drebin ("Police Squad") used to be your Defence Minister.
6. your Finance Minister once wore mukluks in Parliament.
7. you watched game shows where nobody won anything ("Reach for the Top", "Front Page Challenge") or had to win five nights in a row to get a toaster oven ("Headline Hunters").
8. you know that most Canadians DON'T say "eh".
9. your Prime Minister once fought off a burglar by clocking him over the head with an Inuit carving.
10. you are fiercely proud of the NFB, even though you are probably only familiar with "The Log Driver's Waltz".
11. you picked up all the Canadian references in "Austin Powers."
12. 10 degrees is a little chilly, but 32 is a scorcher.
13. your Prime Minister went on a trip to China and threw snowballs at a statue of Mao Tse-Tung.
14. you have two time zones further east than "Eastern".
15. your country once invaded the USA and burned down the White House. (So don't push us.)
16. you wonder why Americans put soda pop in their beer bottles.
17. your country is the second-largest on the planet, yet 90% of your country's population lives within 100 miles of the southern border.
18. you can legally drink liquor while still a teenager.
19. your country boasts such towns as Dildo, St-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha!, and Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump.
20. your country won the first two truly "World" Series.
21. you know where to go to get the best cigars. Namely, Cuba.
22. your national anthem's OK, but the theme to "Hockey Night in Canada", well, don't that just make your spine tingle!
23. you got upset when they canceled "The Beachcombers."
24. your Post Office gave Santa his own Postal Code ("Santa Claus, North Pole, Northwest Territories, Canada H0H 0H0").
25. you have a national chain of tire stores that also sells hardware, toys, and decorative plants, and issues "money" that has a better trading value than the national currency.
2. you say "zed" instead of "zee".
3. you know that Mounties don't always dress like that.
4. you know that "Eskimos" are really called "Inuit."
5. the brother of Lt Frank Drebin ("Police Squad") used to be your Defence Minister.
6. your Finance Minister once wore mukluks in Parliament.
7. you watched game shows where nobody won anything ("Reach for the Top", "Front Page Challenge") or had to win five nights in a row to get a toaster oven ("Headline Hunters").
8. you know that most Canadians DON'T say "eh".
9. your Prime Minister once fought off a burglar by clocking him over the head with an Inuit carving.
10. you are fiercely proud of the NFB, even though you are probably only familiar with "The Log Driver's Waltz".
11. you picked up all the Canadian references in "Austin Powers."
12. 10 degrees is a little chilly, but 32 is a scorcher.
13. your Prime Minister went on a trip to China and threw snowballs at a statue of Mao Tse-Tung.
14. you have two time zones further east than "Eastern".
15. your country once invaded the USA and burned down the White House. (So don't push us.)
16. you wonder why Americans put soda pop in their beer bottles.
17. your country is the second-largest on the planet, yet 90% of your country's population lives within 100 miles of the southern border.
18. you can legally drink liquor while still a teenager.
19. your country boasts such towns as Dildo, St-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha!, and Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump.
20. your country won the first two truly "World" Series.
21. you know where to go to get the best cigars. Namely, Cuba.
22. your national anthem's OK, but the theme to "Hockey Night in Canada", well, don't that just make your spine tingle!
23. you got upset when they canceled "The Beachcombers."
24. your Post Office gave Santa his own Postal Code ("Santa Claus, North Pole, Northwest Territories, Canada H0H 0H0").
25. you have a national chain of tire stores that also sells hardware, toys, and decorative plants, and issues "money" that has a better trading value than the national currency.