Midget Texan

Charge 7

Master Gunner
There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost
all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his
problem.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table and started
to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and
told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check
for a hernia.

Aha!" said the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle,
he asked the midget to cough again. Aha!" said the doctor again and
reached for his surgical scissors.

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the
left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted
with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see
if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he
walked around and discovered he no longer had any aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied,
"Perfect doc! And I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
 
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