mental hospital

November 8th, 2004  

Topic: mental hospital

Victor and Donna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Victor suddenly jumped in the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Donna promptly jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Victor to safety.

When the psychiatric director became aware of Donna's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Donna the news he said, "Donna, I have good news and bad news." "The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Victor, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."

Donna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon do I go home?"
April 19th, 2005  
Woot of all woots!
October 18th, 2006  
October 19th, 2006  
Heard it before but still funny.
October 19th, 2006  
LOL Nice...
October 19th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
I...but she...and come...hahahahahaha...thats good.
October 19th, 2006  
Team Infidel
that's good
October 19th, 2006  
That is definitely a good one.