Men are like...




 
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April 30th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: Men are like...


1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like .......... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
May 3rd, 2005  
Desert_Eagle
 
That is quite a generalized view madam.
May 3rd, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Interesting...
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May 3rd, 2005  
Locke
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert_Eagle
That is quite a generalized view madam.
dude, dont speak ill of the female, you will get hit with the "lava lamp" arguement
May 3rd, 2005  
Desert_Eagle
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert_Eagle
That is quite a generalized view madam.
dude, dont speak ill of the female, you will get hit with the "lava lamp" arguement
I'm not speaking ill, I'm just saying it is generalized.
May 3rd, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
She has a problem parking?
May 4th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Watch it Charge! can't you boys take a joke?
May 4th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
dont be mad at charge becuase youve been circling the parking lot for hours on end looking for a spot.
May 4th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

Topic: Re: Men are like...


When the joke is on females or a male we hate we can.

Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
This man doesn't run at the first sign of emotion. I bolt. (Emotions scare me)
May 4th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
See boys I can name an ex for everyone of those!

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
Brian
2. Men are like .......... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Bill
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
Ryan
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Drew
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Paul
6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
Jim
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Nick
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooo long to mature.
Cory
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Chris, Drew, Nick, Devon, Adam the list goes on...
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Daniel
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Every man I know
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Zach
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
I have found 26 handicapped ones and my best friend dates the good one I have only just recently found a parking spot I like