Lissen up you lot!!! This here's a milert,.. milater,... mitaller,... big, tuff and nasty blokes site.
We're not havin' any o' that sissy stuff, instead of a ribbon the winner will get a free tangled coil of razor wire to play with, and any brownies must have the choccy chips replaced land mines, we've gotta toughen up here. Wadda ya think this is, a damned retirement home?
Right,.... now, into your battle order, and off we go for a nice 30 mile forced march, by the time you lot get back, ribbons and brownies will be the last thing on your mind.
Mooove!!!