meeting of the organs




 
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Boots
 
May 3rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 

Topic: meeting of the organs


All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The ******* is usually in charge !!
May 4th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
hahaha! true xD
May 4th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
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Boots
May 4th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Haha good one.
May 4th, 2006  
MightyMacbeth
 
 
now thats hilarious
May 4th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Been posted before By American Sweetheart: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...hlight=*******
May 4th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
oops...thought it looked familiar just couldnt remember from where
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one