Medical

[Team Infidel]

At a major medical convention a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic.
"What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.
"Nothing we don't already have a drug for," the internist replies.
"Well, what's so miraculous about it?"
"One of the side effects is short-term memory loss. Several of my patients have paid my bill three or four times."

 

[FutureMedic]

Sadly, if that ever became a real drug, all the doctors would use it.

 

[Sevens]

Ooooooooooooooh I want some of that to give to my next victim, er boyfriend, so that he doesn't remember when he's already given me money and pretty, shiny things. :mrgreen:

 

[Missileer]

Ooooooooooooooh I want some of that to give to my next victim, er boyfriend, so that he doesn't remember when he's already given me money and pretty, shiny things. :mrgreen:

Quote after me; I promise to use this miracle drug only for good.

 

[A Can of Man]

Yeah but power corrupts.

 

[justin1552]

Yep, and to quote the EPA Manager in The Simpsons Movie when told he's gone mad with power, "Of course I have, have you ever tried to go mad without power? It's pointless, nobody listens to you."