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February 9th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Medical


Medical
At a major medical convention a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic.
"What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.
"Nothing we don't already have a drug for," the internist replies.
"Well, what's so miraculous about it?"
"One of the side effects is short-term memory loss. Several of my patients have paid my bill three or four times."
February 9th, 2008  
FutureMedic
 
 
Sadly, if that ever became a real drug, all the doctors would use it.
February 9th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Ooooooooooooooh I want some of that to give to my next victim, er boyfriend, so that he doesn't remember when he's already given me money and pretty, shiny things.
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February 10th, 2008  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sevens
Ooooooooooooooh I want some of that to give to my next victim, er boyfriend, so that he doesn't remember when he's already given me money and pretty, shiny things.
Quote after me; I promise to use this miracle drug only for good.
February 10th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
Yeah but power corrupts.
February 12th, 2008  
justin1552
 
 
Yep, and to quote the EPA Manager in The Simpsons Movie when told he's gone mad with power, "Of course I have, have you ever tried to go mad without power? It's pointless, nobody listens to you."
 


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