You may be a real soldier if...

You know that a flint stone is not a popular cartoon character

You know that a P-38 isn't just an aircraft

You still have both on your key ring

You know that a Bushmaster isn't a shrubbery expert

You've had a pimple thanks only to a camo stick

You've ever operated a vehicle valued at more than $10 million
 
You know what DILLIGAF, BOHICA and FUBAR mean and still use them in conversation.

You know what snivel gear is and still refer to it that way.

You know what a woobie is and refer to all things woobie like as such

You believe you can never have enough socks

Your kids know what you mean when you ask,,,"Whats your major malfunction?"

You know the most important use for Gold Bond medicated powder in a field enviroment....and prefer the green bottle cause it tingles.
 
You know that there are no keys to the local FTA

You realize that a 90mm backblast bag isn't so much a bag on it as you

You've ever run to find the full auto blank adapters

You've ever searched for a henweigh gauge under a track

You've tried to call in a deployment

You've ever eaten from a Mermite that tasted exactly like the one you ate from a week before, even though the chow is totally different

You've ever buffed an entire barracks without any need for an extension cord
 
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