You know what DILLIGAF, BOHICA and FUBAR mean and still use them in conversation.
You know what snivel gear is and still refer to it that way.
You know what a woobie is and refer to all things woobie like as such
You believe you can never have enough socks
Your kids know what you mean when you ask,,,"Whats your major malfunction?"
You know the most important use for Gold Bond medicated powder in a field enviroment....and prefer the green bottle cause it tingles.