Massachusetts Friends

July 14th, 2006  

Topic: Massachusetts Friends

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food!

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we f****d up...but that s**t was fun!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Are for life.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "B***h, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out!!

July 14th, 2006  
rotc boy
ive seen this with other states added in instead of Mass...good though
July 14th, 2006  
good one!
July 15th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
Same here...classics, but good true friends.
July 15th, 2006  
True enough.
July 15th, 2006  
true good friends are hard to come by, but when you have them, you know they are there for you thru thick and thin.
July 20th, 2006  
Other Friend: votes for strong, honorable, noble, non-cheating candidates.
Massachusetts friend: voted for John Kerry and Ted Kennedy. Liars, cheaters, and thieves
July 20th, 2006  
be nice now...they are my senators.
July 21st, 2006  
Yeah, but come on man. There are better folks out there for that job.
July 24th, 2006  
hey keep it up and we'll have to move it to the Political forum

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