Married Life




 
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Boots
 
October 17th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Married Life


MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!!
A couple had only been married 2 weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face, to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the fridge displaying 25 different kinds beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do; all he could think to say was, "Yes, Lollipop ... But at the bar ....you know...they have frozen glasses"
"You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer to hand him.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious ...I won't be long, I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey...at the bar...you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER JACKASS?"

And . . They lived happily ever after.

Isn't that a sweet story?
October 17th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Face it, you ain't going to the bar!
October 18th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice!!!!
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Boots
October 18th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hell...I woulda been like "if it stays like this, Ill never go to a bar again." haha
October 18th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's funny.
October 19th, 2006  
Padre
 
 
It's not in the vows but it's definately between the lines, hey Tomtom - good one.
 


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