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Forum Spin Doctor
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan . The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one
day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly,
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still
waiting."
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward
the professor and threw his best punch, knocking him off the platform
and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marineand
asked, "What's is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America 's
soldiers, who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot and
say stupid stuff... So He sent me."
Afghanistan . The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one
day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly,
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still
waiting."
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward
the professor and threw his best punch, knocking him off the platform
and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marineand
asked, "What's is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America 's
soldiers, who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot and
say stupid stuff... So He sent me."
