Marine meets Iraqi on camel....

August 2nd, 2004  

Topic: Marine meets Iraqi on camel....

While riding one day, a Marine met an Iraqi riding a camel with a dog and a sheep walking behind and began a conversation.

Marine: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Iraqi: "Dog no talk."

Marine: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Iraqi: Look of shock.

Marine: "Is this Iraqi your owner?" pointing at the Iraqi.

Dog: "Yep"

Marine: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the oasis once a week to play."

Iraqi: Look of total disbelief.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your camel?"

Iraqi: "Horse no talk."

Marine: "Hey camel, how's it going?"

Camel: "Cool."

Iraqi: Extreme look of shock.

Marine: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Iraqi.

Camel: "Yep"

Marine: "How's he treat you?"

Camel: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Iraqi: Total look of utter amazement.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Iraqi: "Sheep liar."
August 2nd, 2004  
August 3rd, 2004  
That's some good stuff you got there.
August 3rd, 2004  
i dont get it, whats with iraqis and sheep?
August 3rd, 2004  
Originally Posted by Darkmb101
i dont get it, whats with iraqis and sheep?
You know the Navy joke about Sheep? Same idea.
August 4th, 2004  
silent driller
HAHAHAAAAAAAA! Good one with the sheep!
August 4th, 2004  
haha, thats a good one...
August 6th, 2004  
yet another joke i will be telling at work
August 7th, 2004  
January 18th, 2007  
My, my. LOL