Marine in hell




 
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Marine in hell
 
January 8th, 2006  
tielir999
 

Topic: Marine in hell


Marine in hell
A Marine In Hell
Discussion Board on this Military Joke
A Marine dies in combat and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself I know I lead a wild life but, Hell, I'm a Marine. We're expected to live wild lives. I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this. "
Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be processed into hell. With fear and heavy heart, he walks up to the counselor.
Counselor: What's the problem, you look depressed?
Marine: Well, what do you think? I'm in hell.
Counselor: Hell's not so bad; we actually have a lot of fun. Do you like to drink?
Marine: Of course I do. I'm a Marine.
Counselor: Well then, you are going to love Mondays, On Mondays we drink up a storm. You can have whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, whatever you want and as much you want. We party all night long. You'll love Mondays. Do you smoke?
Marine: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Counselor: You are going to love Tuesdays. Tuesday is smoke day. You get to smoke the finest cigars and best cigarettes available anywhere. And you smoke to your heart's desire without worrying about cancer because you are already dead! Is that great or what? You are going to love Tuesdays.
Do you like to fight?
Marine: Of course I do. I'm a Marine!
Counselor: You are going to love Wednesdays. That's Fighting Day. We challenge each other to fights to see who's the toughest in Hell. You don't have to worry about getting hurt or killed, because you're already dead. You are going to love Wednesdays. Do you gamble?
Marine: Show me a Marine who doesn't!
Counselor: You are going to love Thursdays, because we gamble all day and night. Black jack, craps, poker, slots, horse races, everything! You are going to love Thursdays. Are you gay?
Marine: Of course, not! I'm a Marine!
Counselor: Oh (grimaces), you're going to hate Fridays.

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January 8th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
HAHA! oookay.
January 9th, 2006  
Sharp360
 
haha....nice one
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Marine in hell
January 9th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
so hells are for gays?
January 9th, 2006  
Chief Bones
 
 
Nahhhhhhh!
It's for Marines, Sailors and Soldiers who like to barhop - chase the broads - gamble - and fight on Smoker Fridays.

I'm not too sure about the flyfly boys (AirForce) and their angel's wings.

HeeHeeHee HeeHee HeeHeeHee HeeHee
January 10th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha
January 10th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
Haha
January 14th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Funny
January 30th, 2006  
Damien435
 
 
lmao
February 16th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
My ex would love fridays oh wait did I say that out loud? There's a don't ask don't tell thing isnt there?