The Man and the Emergency Room




 
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Boots
 
March 11th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Man and the Emergency Room


A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for them, and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
And that's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks like yours!'

"I don't remember much after that."




March 11th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
*D'oh!*
March 12th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
OOOHHH!!!! He is STUPID!!
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Boots
March 12th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
March 12th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Ooo....ouch.
March 12th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
Damn he got solol.
March 12th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! Yes, he got owned, very.
March 12th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
yyyyyyyeeeeeeeoooooouuuuuucccccchhhhhh!
November 4th, 2007  
Team Infidel