The Male Point System - Page 2




 
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The Male Point System
 
June 16th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
The Male Point System
June 17th, 2007  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
This takes into account that we're guys, so this is a better point system. You will notice there are two numbers for each, this is incase your bro's find out. I think this system is slightly less biased towards making women happy.

In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
You're the man.
Do something she likes, and you get points - unless you're bro's find out then you lose points.
Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted; if your bro's find out then it's plus points.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here's a guide to the point system.

Simple Duties:

You make the bed (+100) (-100)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0) (+1)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets(0) (+10)
You leave the toilet seat up (0) (0)
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty (+10) (-10)
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (0) (0)
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom (0) (0)
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings (+50) (-50)
But return with beer (0) (+1000)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) (-1)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing (0) (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something (+5) (0)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10) (+50)
It's her father (-20) (+80)
With her cat (-1200) (+14000)

Social Engagements

You stay by her side the entire party (+50) (-manhood)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (0) (+1)
Named Tiffany (-.1) (+10)
Tiffany is a dancer (-.2) (+100)
Tiffany has implants (0) (+1000)

Her Birthday

You take her out to dinner (+10) (-10)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+100) (-100)
Okay, it is a sports bar (0) (0)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (+2) (0)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (0) (0)

A Night Out with The Boys

Go out with a pal (0) (+10)
And the pal is happily married (0) (-10)
Or frighteningly single (0) (+1)
And he drives a Lotus (0) (0)
With a personalized license plate "GR8 N BED" (0) (+1)

A Night Out

You take her to a movie (+20) (-20)
You take her to a movie she likes (+40) (-40)
You take her to a movie you hate (+600000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000...) (-60000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000...)
You take her to a movie you like (0) (0)
It's called DeathCop3 (0) (+1)
Which features cyborgs having sex (0) (0)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (0) (+10)

Your Physique

You develop a noticeable potbelly (0) (0)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+100) (0)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (0) (0)
You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too" (0) (0)

The Big Question

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (0) (0)
You hesitate in responding (0) (+2)
You reply, "Where?" (0) (+4)

Communication

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (+10000) (-manhood)
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, for over 30 minutes (+100000) (-manhood)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100000000) (-manhood)

She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep (0) (manhood restored)
June 17th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
pretty funny!! but manhood lol?
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The Male Point System
June 17th, 2007  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Not literally a guy's manhood (only in serious offenses), just his status as a man.

Another addition:

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) (-1)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing (0) (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it's something (+5) (0)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10) (+50)
It's her father (-20) (+80)
With her cat (-1200) (+14000)
Her cat just had kittens (-120000) (+5000000)
You pummeled them as well (- . . . I can't count that low) (+infinity)
June 17th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
I didn't know they could lose their status
June 17th, 2007  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Oh yeah, it's possible.
June 17th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
lol I can just imagine it now...A group of guys going up to their friend, lets call him Bob

Bob- What's up guys?
Mob- We saw you last night
Bob- What are you talking about?
Mob- At the movies, we saw you
Bob- Yeah....
Mob- You went and saw a chick flick with her man!!
Bob- You think we watched the movie?
Mob- That doesn't matter, by going to see the movie you revoke your manhood!! You are a disgrace to all men...
Mob then beats the crap out of Bob
Bob then crys, he doesn't care, they already took his manhood away, there can't be anything worse than that.

Storytime over now
 


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