MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....




 
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MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....
 
April 14th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....


MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel Like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Oklahoma stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time........

No one moves..................

He removes his shirt................

Muscles ripple across his chest..........

She gasps....................................

He whispers in her ear......................................



"Iron this...then get me a beer.



April 14th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
always great tom tom
April 14th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
God he woulda got slapped by me!!
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MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....
April 15th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Well, she wanted to feel like a woman. Hahaha.
April 15th, 2007  
Fox
 
 
That cowboy does sound like me....haha. Good one, Tom tom.
 


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