Lucas Electronics




 
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March 12th, 2005  
The Other Guy
 
 

Topic: Lucas Electronics


Anyone here own a car with lucas electronics in it? especially an older one, say pre-1980. Here are some jokes about them:

-Lucas Headlighs have three settings: Dim, Flicker, and Off.
-"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any prob..."
-If Lucas made guns, wars would never start.
-Guy 1: Hey, can you get me some beer? Guy 2: Sure. [Guy 2 give a beer to guy one, who takes a drink] Guy 1: YEECH! this beer is warm! I thoght it was in the fridge! Guy 2: Yeah, it's a Lucas Refridgerator.
-A guy peeked into an old Land Rover and asked the owner, "How can you tell one switch from the other at night when they're all the same? The owner replied, "It doesn't matter which one you use; nothing happens."
March 17th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Interesting.
March 18th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
..................hmm...................
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May 15th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 


May 16th, 2007  
istealfreefood
 
 
HAHA!

my dad has Lucas electronics in his '67 Jaguar. They are in pretty good condition, but still. like everything else about British cars, they love to break down.