Lucas Electronics

March 12th, 2005  
The Other Guy

Topic: Lucas Electronics

Anyone here own a car with lucas electronics in it? especially an older one, say pre-1980. Here are some jokes about them:

-Lucas Headlighs have three settings: Dim, Flicker, and Off.
-"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any prob..."
-If Lucas made guns, wars would never start.
-Guy 1: Hey, can you get me some beer? Guy 2: Sure. [Guy 2 give a beer to guy one, who takes a drink] Guy 1: YEECH! this beer is warm! I thoght it was in the fridge! Guy 2: Yeah, it's a Lucas Refridgerator.
-A guy peeked into an old Land Rover and asked the owner, "How can you tell one switch from the other at night when they're all the same? The owner replied, "It doesn't matter which one you use; nothing happens."
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Team Infidel

May 16th, 2007  

my dad has Lucas electronics in his '67 Jaguar. They are in pretty good condition, but still. like everything else about British cars, they love to break down.