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January 21st, 2010  
jillyz12
 
 

Topic: Lotto


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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond
ring.

"Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.

"Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and
we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur
coat.

Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.


She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won
again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a
flaming red Ferrari,


You guessed it:

Her share of the lotto winnings....


That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice
warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the
bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in
the bath to cover the bath plug.


"What's this?" she asks her husband.


"Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto
ticket wet, do we?"
January 23rd, 2010  
Yin717
 
 
lol. Now that is funny!
February 7th, 2010  
Team Infidel
 
 
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