lord nelson

June 9th, 2004  
bush musketeer

Topic: lord nelson

Pacing the poop deck of his proud vessel, Lord Nelson looked up at a lad high in the rigging and called, 'Keep a keen eye out for spanish sail, m'lad.
For today i feel like a fight.'
Soon the boy cried, 'Sir, ten spanish sail on the starboard bow.'
Nelson turned to his first officer. 'lieutenant, bring me my red coat. if i'm wounded the blood shall not show. Better for morale.'
Just then the boy in the rigging cried, 'twenty spanish sail on the port bow.'
Nelson said, 'lieutenant, whilst you're getting my red coat, would you also be kind enough to bring me my brown breeches.'

June 9th, 2004  
Mark Conley
Outstanding! ROFLMAO!
June 10th, 2004  
That's hilarious.
June 10th, 2004  
Smart man...i think.
March 6th, 2007  
Team Infidel
LMAO... funny
March 11th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
March 18th, 2007  
The Other Guy
March 21st, 2007  
Hahaha... really good!