jillyz12
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A man spent the entire day sunbathing nude on a secluded beach. But he had unknowingly laid too close to a tree that had shaded his private parts, and when he returned home he discovered that that was the ONLY part of him that wasn't tanned.
He returned the next day to the same secluded spot, well away from the trees, and buried himself in sand, leaving his privates totally uncovered.
Several minutes later, two elderly ladies came strolling down the beach. One of them saw the exposed twig and berries and nudged her friend.
"Would you look at that," she said in a frustrated tone. "When I was in my 20s, I was scared to death of those things."
"In my 30s and 40s I couldn't get enough, and then in my 50s and 60s I had to PAY to get them."
"And now I'm in my 70s and couldn't care less, theyre growing wild on the beach!"
He returned the next day to the same secluded spot, well away from the trees, and buried himself in sand, leaving his privates totally uncovered.
Several minutes later, two elderly ladies came strolling down the beach. One of them saw the exposed twig and berries and nudged her friend.
"Would you look at that," she said in a frustrated tone. "When I was in my 20s, I was scared to death of those things."
"In my 30s and 40s I couldn't get enough, and then in my 50s and 60s I had to PAY to get them."
"And now I'm in my 70s and couldn't care less, theyre growing wild on the beach!"
