Liver and Cheese

dragonfett

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A Great Dane, a Scottie, and a Chihuahua were sitting in a bar, knocking back a few and telling human jokes when a beautiful French Poodle walking in.
"Hi, boys," she said seductively. "I'll make a very happy dog out of whichever one of you come up with the best proposition using the words cheese and liver.
The Great Dane thought for a moment, and then declared, "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you too!> The lady just looked away, obviously unimpressed.
The Scottie immediatley followed with, "I like cheese, and I like liver, and I like you too!" He wagged his tail expectantly, but she ignored him.
Then the Chihuahua stepped forward. "Liver alone!" he growled. "Cheese with me!"
They left together.
 
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