dragonfett
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A Great Dane, a Scottie, and a Chihuahua were sitting in a bar, knocking back a few and telling human jokes when a beautiful French Poodle walking in.
"Hi, boys," she said seductively. "I'll make a very happy dog out of whichever one of you come up with the best proposition using the words cheese and liver.
The Great Dane thought for a moment, and then declared, "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you too!> The lady just looked away, obviously unimpressed.
The Scottie immediatley followed with, "I like cheese, and I like liver, and I like you too!" He wagged his tail expectantly, but she ignored him.
Then the Chihuahua stepped forward. "Liver alone!" he growled. "Cheese with me!"
They left together.
"Hi, boys," she said seductively. "I'll make a very happy dog out of whichever one of you come up with the best proposition using the words cheese and liver.
The Great Dane thought for a moment, and then declared, "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you too!> The lady just looked away, obviously unimpressed.
The Scottie immediatley followed with, "I like cheese, and I like liver, and I like you too!" He wagged his tail expectantly, but she ignored him.
Then the Chihuahua stepped forward. "Liver alone!" he growled. "Cheese with me!"
They left together.