LITTLE JOHNNY OUTSMARTS HIS TEACHER !!!!!!!!!!!!




 
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LITTLE JOHNNY OUTSMARTS HIS TEACHER !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
September 13th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: LITTLE JOHNNY OUTSMARTS HIS TEACHER !!!!!!!!!!!!


LITTLE JOHNNY OUTSMARTS HIS TEACHER !!!!!!!!!!!!
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are on the beach?"

Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?"

Again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two Ping-Pong balls and paints them black.

The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question." Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.

The teacher says, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby. See you on Tuesday!"

September 13th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Ooooo!

September 14th, 2005  
Bory
 
 
LMAO
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LITTLE JOHNNY OUTSMARTS HIS TEACHER !!!!!!!!!!!!
September 14th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
Good old Johnny
January 13th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice! Gotta love Little Johnny.
February 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
Lmao!!!!
October 19th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
HAHAHAHAH.......
October 19th, 2007  
Damien435
 
 
lol, that is awesome!
October 20th, 2007  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's a good one.
October 21st, 2007  
Josh678
 
 
Smart kid