Little Johnnie was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest
came along and asked Little Johnnie what he had.
Little Johnnie replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world,
it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's
belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
Little Johnnie replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub
it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson!" :lol: :lol:
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest
came along and asked Little Johnnie what he had.
Little Johnnie replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world,
it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's
belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
Little Johnnie replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub
it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson!" :lol: :lol:
