Little Green Men?!

July 20th, 2005  

Topic: Little Green Men?!

MY HUSBAND'S Marine platoon at Quantico, Va., was called out to exercise in a muddy field. When the men returned, they were told there would be an inspection the next morning. Everyone stayed up late cleaning and polishing, except for a few who were dropping out of the officer candidate school in a few days. As the inspecting platoon commander worked his way along the lines next morning, all eyes surreptitiously turned to one of the dropouts. The lieutenant looked down the filthy barrel of the man's rifle. "Candidate!" he screamed. "This rifle is so disgusting I can see little green men inside it! What do you intend to do about it?" The Marine calmly peered down the barrel of his rifle. "Little green men," he ordered, "FALL OUT!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Cynthia Stanton Richards

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
July 21st, 2005  
nice one..
July 22nd, 2005  
Very nice. I can say that we've had a few C7 barrels that dirty here on IAP.
January 8th, 2007  
Good one!
January 8th, 2007  
Nice!! LOL
July 27th, 2007  
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