Little Boy and Lover.




 
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Little Boy and Lover.
 
October 4th, 2007  
Fox
 
 

Topic: Little Boy and Lover.


Little Boy and Lover.
A Woman Takes A Lover Home

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "Ok, how much?

Boy - "$50.00."

Man - "OK"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "It's so dark in here".

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I got a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "*sighs*, Ok how much?"

Boy- "$75.00".

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The boy says, "$125.00"

The father says, "That's thrifty to overcharge your friends like that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take you to church for your confession."

They go to the church and the father goes in and tell the priest about what his son has done. Then it the boy's turn to make a confession.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Alright kid let's not start this sh!t again"
October 4th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 






October 4th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
LMBO!!!!! smart kid
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Little Boy and Lover.
October 4th, 2007  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahahaha. That's good.
December 28th, 2007  
boom_er1
 
 
<is afraid of the dark>
December 29th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
That's great!!!
December 29th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
LOL...very good!
December 29th, 2007  
National_Guardman_101
 
 
That is great.LOL