Light Bulbs

SigPig

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How many Tel Ops does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to order the pizza and the other to call a tech.

How many Rad Ops does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Rad Ops aren’t afraid of the dark.

How many LAN managers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.

How many Supply Techs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. “If I give you a bulb, I won't have any left on the shelf.”

How many ring-knockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb over his head and the whole world revolves around him.

How many Techs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Techs don't change light bulbs, only dark ones.
 
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