A letter to the Men's Helpline

A letter to the Men's Helpline
February 10th, 2011  

Topic: A letter to the Men's Helpline

A letter to the Men's Helpline
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

March 23rd, 2011  
Team Infidel
March 26th, 2011  
The story of my life, summed up in just a few paragraphs...

Thanks for sharing!

A letter to the Men's Helpline
March 27th, 2011  

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