Chief Bones
Forums Grumpy Old Man
Dear Internal Revenue Service:
Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from the USA Today dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon paid $171 per hammer and NASA paid $600 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,026), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,426.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $19 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this quite inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw, enclosed for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from the USA Today dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon paid $171 per hammer and NASA paid $600 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,026), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,426.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $19 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this quite inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw, enclosed for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
