CanadianCowgirl
Active member
I thought it would be fun to start a post where everyone lists all the funny/interesting/important lessons they learned while in service. Here's the beginning of my list, and I'm sure I'll come up with LOTS more, lol
1. Duct tape really DOES fix everything, though yellow may not be the best choice of color...
2. Don't leave a hamburger under your pillow for inspection
3. Don't mistake the Brigadier General for a Warrant Officer :S
4. Don't wait til that blister is the size of a golfball to get it checked out..
5. Even if you're in a rush, take the time to put on pants....
6. Wearing sandals in a fire drill with below freezing weather is not such a good idea
7. You can't drink hot chocolate while wearing a gas mask
8. Sgts will set things on fire, just to make sure you're paying attention on fire duty....
9. Don't build your hoochie on low ground (rain)
10. Wearing glasses during combat PT is not such a good idea
11. Wearing a helmet, T-shirt, undies, combat boots and brandishing a rifle is actually kinda sexy....even if it is 2am and u just got woken up by arty sims....
12. Don't eat the green bacon, even if you are starving
1. Duct tape really DOES fix everything, though yellow may not be the best choice of color...
2. Don't leave a hamburger under your pillow for inspection
3. Don't mistake the Brigadier General for a Warrant Officer :S
4. Don't wait til that blister is the size of a golfball to get it checked out..
5. Even if you're in a rush, take the time to put on pants....
6. Wearing sandals in a fire drill with below freezing weather is not such a good idea
7. You can't drink hot chocolate while wearing a gas mask
8. Sgts will set things on fire, just to make sure you're paying attention on fire duty....
9. Don't build your hoochie on low ground (rain)
10. Wearing glasses during combat PT is not such a good idea
11. Wearing a helmet, T-shirt, undies, combat boots and brandishing a rifle is actually kinda sexy....even if it is 2am and u just got woken up by arty sims....
12. Don't eat the green bacon, even if you are starving