A Lawyer & a Farmer




 
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Boots
 
May 24th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: A Lawyer & a Farmer


A lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Dakota. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in California and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Dakota. We settle small disagreements like this with the North Dakota Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What's that?"

The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.

Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot. Now it's my turn."

[I love this part.....]

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
May 24th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Gotta love them Nodaks.
May 24th, 2006  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
I could see Missileer as the old farmer.
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Boots
May 24th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
lololol farmer outsmarted a lawyer... education isnt where its at.. its about life experiences imo
May 25th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
ha so can i robot but thats nice tom i remember seeing something like that on south park once
May 25th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
lol..nice.
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one