late at night




 
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late at night
 
March 11th, 2007  
istealfreefood
 
 

Topic: late at night


late at night
My father was a terrorist, my mother was a witch
Conceived in the back seat, born in a ditch

Raised in the gutter by a wino named Bill
He taught me how to cheat, he taught me how to kill

Ran with a street gang and wore a leather coat
Late at night we prayed to the goat
August 12th, 2007  
Hot Chow
 
This is a great running cadence - but you didn't do it any justice kiddo. It goes like this:

Conceived in a backseat, born in a ditch
My father was a terrorist, my mother was a witch
Raised in the ghetto by a wino named Bill
He taught me how to steal and he taught me how to kill
Ran with a gang and we wore a leather coat
Late at night we prayed to the goat
Left, right, left, right, left, right KILL
Left, right, left, right KILL I WILL

But glad to see you posting that cadence - it's one of my all time favorites. The religious guys in our PLT wouldn't repeat it, which made it all the more funny.
August 13th, 2007  
istealfreefood
 
 
gotta remember that last part. shouldnt be hard though. oh yeah!
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late at night
August 18th, 2007  
The Other Guy
 
 
nice!
3 1/2 stars
December 14th, 2008  
darkoillusion
 

Topic: A really late response


I was taught it in 3 parts - later on I heard more parts to the cadence, but I do not remember them. This is how I was taught. . .

My father was a terrorist my mother was a witch
Conceived in the backseat born in a ditch
Raised in the gutter by a wino named bill
He taught me how to cheat and he taught me how to kill
Ran with a gang we wore a leather coat
Late at night we'd pray to the goat
Some people say that we're not very nice
We hold human sacrifice

Went to church just the other day to see how all the other people pray
Opened up a book and began to sing
From those halls these words did ring
I am a man of death killing commies right and left
I am a man of pain some people say I'm insane

Went to McDonalds just the other day
Ordered up a burger in a special way
The man behind the counter started to laugh
This ain't Burger King you can't have it your way
My face turned blue and my eyes went black
Wait right here I'll be right back
Came back later with an oozie in my hand
Sent that punk to the promised land
Cornered the manager by the hot apple pies
Hey fat boy you're gonna die
Little old lady heading for the door
Shotgun blast and she's on the floor
 


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