Lady's yearly exam

jillyz12

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Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall

and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac.


What a *****.
 
Nurses, what you expect dear!I know coz I am a RN (registered nurse) by profession. and you know what they say about my female colleagues- they are either lezbos, nymphos or psychos...
 
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