You Know You've Been In ASW Too Long When...

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I REALIZED just how fully a Navy friend of mine had been indoctrinated in antisubmarine warfare when I asked him whether he knew the sex of the baby his wife was expecting. "We believe it's a boy," he answered, "but that analysis is based solely on low-confidence acoustic intelligence."

"He means," his wife clarified, "I had a sonogram."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lt. Col. James T. Currie

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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