You Know You're a True Texan When........ - Page 2




 
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Boots
 
January 13th, 2005  
rosenshyne
 
ya know, those are true about arizonans, too... just like Texas, but with less twang!!
January 13th, 2005  
Italian Guy
 
 
Cool, well some of that Texas stuff are known over here too. Uhm, I just didn't get the Nevadans and Arizonans thing tho.
January 13th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
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(36) You've had sex ed and drivers ed in the same vehicle
Yep! And both with the same person. Ms Summers, mmmmm.......!
I'm no mod, but keep it clean guys.
See Forum Rules #8. Otherwise mind your own posts.
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Boots
January 13th, 2005  
Redneck
 
 
Nevadans are folks who are from the state of Nevada, like myself, and it's a well known scientific fact that we got the upper hand on looks. It's no use arguing about it, it's science.






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I'm no mod, but keep it clean guys.
See Forum Rules #8. Otherwise mind your own posts.
Exactly.
January 13th, 2005  
03USMC
 
 
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Cool, well some of that Texas stuff are known over here too. Uhm, I just didn't get the Nevadans and Arizonans thing tho.

They wish they were Texans. So they keep comparin themselves to Tejas.

Thats the good thing about Texas. Gives the rest of the Country an inferiority complex
January 13th, 2005  
Sooners1
 
 
Man it is gettin deep in here.
January 13th, 2005  
Redneck
 
 
Everybody from Texas, even if they grew up in Houston and don't know the difference between a cow and a heifer, thinks they're a cowboy, but that's alright, it's kind of cute to watch them play dress up.



Even if Texans have a little bit (:cough:ginormous:cough ego problem, they're still part of the brotherhood of rednecks. They just don't get to sit at the head of the table during every single family reunion.
January 13th, 2005  
03USMC
 
 
Hehe Sooner. A Texas thread.




GO AGGIES!!!!!!
January 13th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
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Originally Posted by Redneck
Everybody from Texas, even if they grew up in Houston and don't know the difference between a cow and a heifer, thinks they're a cowboy, but that's alright, it's kind of cute to watch them play dress up.



Even if Texans have a little bit (:cough:ginormous:cough ego problem, they're still part of the brotherhood of rednecks. They just don't get to sit at the head of the table during every single family reunion.
A dress up party in Houston is the only place where men have higher heels than the women's.

"Dallis-Fote Wuth" is the only place you'll find cadillacs ordered with your eye prescription.

Also, just try and order grits with your eggs and blackstrap molasses with your buttermilk biscuits in Nevada.
January 13th, 2005  
03USMC
 
 
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Originally Posted by Redneck
Everybody from Texas, even if they grew up in Houston and don't know the difference between a cow and a heifer, thinks they're a cowboy, but that's alright, it's kind of cute to watch them play dress up.



Even if Texans have a little bit (:cough:ginormous:cough ego problem, they're still part of the brotherhood of rednecks. They just don't get to sit at the head of the table during every single family reunion.

H**l son it ain't ego. We are that good