You know you're a cop when...

You know you're a cop when...
June 10th, 2007  

Topic: You know you're a cop when...

You know you're a cop when...
You know you're a cop when:
  • You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.
  • Your idea of a good time is a "man with a gun" call.
  • You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.
  • You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.
  • You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
  • You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
  • You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time."
  • You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow more than a .15
  • You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.
  • Anyone has ever said to you, "There are people killing other people out there and you are here messing with me."
  • You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body.
  • You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
  • You walk into places and people think it's high comedy to grab their buddy and shout, "They've come to get you, Bill."
  • People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think they're being hugely funny and original.
  • A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks, and 5 pairs of underwear.
  • You've ever referred to Tuesday as "my weekend", or "this is my Friday".
  • You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."
  • You find humor in other people's stupidity.
June 10th, 2007  
Team Infidel

June 11th, 2007  
Very nice!!
You know you're a cop when...
March 12th, 2009  
March 12th, 2009  
You forgot:-
  • You accept the word of your drug addicted "snitch" over and above that of a man who has never had any convictions.

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