You Know, Recruits Will Do That to You...

AJChenMPH

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IN MARINE CORPS basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used actually belonged to our drill instructor. For instance, she referred to the stuff in our footlockers as "my trash," and to the racks we slept in as "my racks." One time when we were all whispering in the bathroom while making "head calls," our drill instructor must have overheard us. To our surprise, she suddenly yelled, "Why do I hear voices in my head?!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Kathy Vandenbrink

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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