I Know You Guys Drink Tea - BUTT

m551sheridan

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the roaster required

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the bean

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how the beans are collected

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the final product

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The elephant dung coffee is created when the animals have eaten and digested the beans, with a gut reaction inside the animals said to be responsible for the unique flavouring.

well YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!

The coffee is similar to civet coffee, or Kopi Luwak, another exorbitantly expensive variety extracted from the excrement of the weasel-like civet.

An elephant's massive stomach provides a bonus, however. It takes between 15-30 hours to digest the beans, which stew together with bananas, sugar cane and other ingredients.

Dinkin, 42, from Canada, said this helped infuse unique earthy and fruity flavors.


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one lean mean travelling latte machine.
 
I'd rather drink my own piss than drink tea!!! :sick:

Coffee is where it's at. :rock: Must be NATO of course.
 
I can send my private jet?

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Of course. Providing you leaving me with the wimens from foreign nations that you picked up along the way. :D

One tea, coming your way. TOT - 7 hours, 15 minutes. Total time till drinkage, 7 hours, 17 minutes, 4 seconds. (minute or two to nuke it in the microwave), 2-4 seconds stir, and... bliss.
 
maybe a wee nipper of

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in the brew will get one over the thought *poopybrew*.......

naaaaaaaaaaaah, I'll settle for a straight snort of GM instead.
 
About 66% of the UK population drink tea. It's around 165 million cups daily or 60.2 billion cups per year. :shock:

Many English South Africans also drink tea, I wonder if the same applies to Aussies and Kiwi's.

Nowt like a good brew.:)

My Granny after a near miss down the road and every ones nerves were a bit frayed, said, "I'll put the kettle on."
 
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That'll explain why your lot hang around the service stations then, your bladders are in over drive! ;)

It's easier skiving in the station, that's the beauty of the station being in a motorway depot, we can be on the slab north or south in less than a minute of getting a shout. ;)
 
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