Kit check

August 28th, 2008  

Topic: Kit check

Just seen on Sky News: 'Giant spider kills pet dog'.

Paratrooper Rodney G unwittingly brought home a camel spider in his luggage from Afghanistan in June. It bit and killed his dog today. The family will move back into their house when the RSPCA have got rid of the spider.
Rodney is back in Afghanistan. I wonder if he knows yet?
August 28th, 2008  
A Can of Man
Don't bring back strange animals!

Hmmm seeing that the spider is from a poor country that has many of its people targeting British troops and is illegally inside British territory, I believe standard operating procedure will be to grant the spider full citizenship. Give him a flat, a pension... what else...

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