Kim Jong Il is the greatest golfer in the world - Page 2




 
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Kim Jong Il is the greatest golfer in the world
 
April 22nd, 2005  
DTop
 
 
Kim Jong Il is the greatest golfer in the world
Forget Tiger Woods, I'd like to see him play Montgomery C. Burns from the Simpsons. Now that would be a fantasy match
April 22nd, 2005  
Shadowalker
 
 
lol. should def be in jokes section. Dont the north koreans know they make themselves look stupid by writing this rubbish? next they will say that hes the world fastest marathon and 100m runner in the world. or some other crap.
April 23rd, 2005  
Damien435
 
 
Hey, if Pyongyang says it, it must be true, when was the last time the North Korean state controlled media lied?
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Kim Jong Il is the greatest golfer in the world
April 24th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
This just in KJI just completed a marathon....before it began.
April 25th, 2005  
MadeInChina
 
perhaps their golfing rules are different??
April 26th, 2005  
Damien435
 
 
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Originally Posted by MadeInChina
perhaps their golfing rules are different??
Like what? Kim Jong Il gets three mulligans per hole?
April 26th, 2005  
MadeInChina
 
lol, the ball has to go in, there is a million holes on the ground made by his grenade pratices
April 26th, 2005  
MontyB
 
 
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Originally Posted by Boobies
hehehe, does Kim just pick up the ball and drop into the holesinstead of hitting them?
Hey he is the "great leader" they move the hole to him.


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Forget Tiger Woods, I'd like to see him play Montgomery C. Burns from the Simpsons. Now that would be a fantasy match Laughing
That would be C(harles) Montgomery Burns.
April 26th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
its like the old "in soviet russia, car drives you" but now its "in communist Korea, hole comes to you"
April 26th, 2005  
A Can of Man
 
 
Heh, no corrupt minded capitalist scum could ever compete against a righteous man of communistic principles who's been raised on natural foods borne about the hard work of honest hearted peasants!! The motion of the Dear Leader would of course be in complete universal harmony with the earth, wind, the club and the ball leading to near 100% cases of hole in ones.
Jesus was Kim Jong-il.